【雙語(yǔ)】10種最糟糕的圣誕禮物盤點(diǎn)

Great gifts are awesome.Terrible gifts are not.Want to avoid the drama this year? Here are ten most hated gifts you should avoid.
好的禮物人人喜歡。糟糕的禮物人人討厭。怕今年圣誕選錯(cuò)禮物嗎？以下是你應(yīng)該回避的10種最糟糕的圣誕禮物。

1. Ugly Sweaters
難看的運(yùn)動(dòng)衫
Some sweaters are so ugly they are incredible, like when your aunt thinks she knows what is really "trendy" these days and the department store was having a sale.
　　有些運(yùn)動(dòng)衫實(shí)在是難看得不可思議，比如我們自認(rèn)為很懂潮流的姑媽給我們買的運(yùn)動(dòng)衫，或者商場(chǎng)打折的時(shí)候出售的運(yùn)動(dòng)衫。

2. Surprise Pets
　　作為“驚喜”的寵物
Unwanted responsibility? Check. Destroyed furniture? Check. Emotionally scarring pet funeral after finally coming around to loving the little furball?
　　這樣的寵物意味著無(wú)端臨頭的責(zé)任、遭破壞的家具，當(dāng)我們終于喜歡上這毛茸茸的小家伙時(shí)，說(shuō)不定還會(huì)因它們?nèi)ナ懒粝赂星榈寞彴獭?/span>

3. Anything 'Made With Love'... But Unwearable
一切“表達(dá)愛意”卻不能戴上街的手工制品
　　I mean, thanks for the effort?
呃，還是謝謝您的心意……

4. A Heartfelt Ballad
一首感人的情歌
　　You are not Elton John, and your gift is NOT your song.
你又不是英國(guó)著名歌手艾爾頓·約翰，你送的情歌又不是自己創(chuàng)作的情歌。

5. Gifts You've Clearly Grown Out Of
對(duì)你來(lái)說(shuō)太幼稚的禮物
　　Or maybe this is THE perfect way to carry books between classes at law school.
或許對(duì)于法學(xué)院的學(xué)生來(lái)說(shuō)，這是一個(gè)完美的禮物。這個(gè)大書包足夠裝他們的大部頭課本了。

6. Tech Accessories For A Device You Don't Own
你并不擁有的電子產(chǎn)品的配件
　　Know what would be even cooler than a case for a smartphone? An actual smartphone.
你知道什么禮物比智能手機(jī)的手機(jī)套更合適嗎？一部實(shí)實(shí)在在的智能手機(jī)。

7. Tech Accessories That Are Completely Outdated
完全過(guò)時(shí)的電子產(chǎn)品的配件
　　1998 called, they want their CD case back.
你的CD盒是從1998年借來(lái)的嗎？快還回去吧！

8. Regifts
轉(zhuǎn)手的禮物
　　Box from a different store? Scotch-taped? WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID THERE.
另一個(gè)商場(chǎng)的包裝盒？用透明膠封口？若要人不知，除非己莫為！

9. Anything Christmas Themed
任何圣誕主題的東西
　　Really pointless the rest of the year.
除了圣誕期間，全年其他時(shí)候都沒(méi)有任何意義。

10.Skip the drama. Just send cash. Happy holidays!
別費(fèi)腦筋選禮物了，直接給現(xiàn)金。節(jié)日快樂(lè)！